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Cricket · 06-06-2002, 03:00 PM

Cricket

DrZaius · 06-06-2002, 03:14 PM

LOL

**HAL9000** · 06-06-2002, 03:15 PM

LOL Good one

Computer Hobbyist · 06-06-2002, 03:18 PM

Thanks. You brightened my otherwise miserable day.

CH

doctorgonzo · 06-06-2002, 03:21 PM

HAL, I didn't know you had a newborn! Just look at the cute little thing.

Kassia · 06-06-2002, 04:41 PM

Awwww.....I want one!!

**HAL9000** · 06-06-2002, 04:52 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by doctorgonzo
HAL, I didn't know you had a newborn! Just look at the cute little thing.

Yea, and you can still see the umbilical cord

Cricket · 06-06-2002, 05:38 PM

And he/she/it has your "eye".

Cricket

**HAL9000** · 06-06-2002, 06:13 PM

Careful... don't say he/she/it too fast, you could get a warning for bad language

Computer Hobbyist · 06-06-2002, 06:34 PM

Hal's love this baby ever since he laid eye on it.

CH

Cricket · 06-06-2002, 07:17 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by HAL9000
Careful... don't say he/she/it too fast, you could get a warning for bad language

Oops, should have said "The baby has your eye."

Cricket

dldz · 06-06-2002, 08:57 PM

OH BROTHER ?

WJWheels · 06-06-2002, 09:02 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by HAL9000

Yea, and you can still see the umbilical cord

Umbilical cord??? Looks like cat-5 to me... must be where "cat's in the cradle" comes from....

TimPoet · 06-07-2002, 05:54 AM

We are too hilarious....

Colonel Sanders · 06-07-2002, 06:13 AM

So er, whos the mother?

Logan

**mairving** · 06-07-2002, 10:38 AM

Here is the new improved version:

**HAL9000** · 06-07-2002, 11:13 AM

OK, that's a bastard child and it ain't mine.... almost 9000 posts, I can feel the meltdown beginning.... time to prepare killing list.... lets start with........ mairving

LOL

Kassia · 06-07-2002, 11:49 AM

ROFL!!! That's great, mairving!

**HAL9000** · 06-07-2002, 11:59 AM

Meltdown iminent... DIE EVERYBODY DIE HA HA HA HA!!!!!!

**mairving** · 06-07-2002, 12:03 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by HAL9000
OK, that's a bastard child and it ain't mine.... almost 9000 posts, I can feel the meltdown beginning.... time to prepare killing list.... lets start with........ mairving LOL

Well the silicone test is in and yes you are the father.

As far as the killing list goes, take a number.

**HAL9000** · 06-07-2002, 12:07 PM

LOL.... I'm feeling much better now.... really..... I am

Suncoast · 06-07-2002, 01:50 PM

I've been doing a little research on the possible mother....

**HAL9000** · 06-07-2002, 01:58 PM

Now that is just so wrong and un-called for.

Suncoast · 06-07-2002, 04:21 PM

Sorry! Just thinking of possibilities. There's lots of Canuck snowbirds down here in the swamp every winter. The timing seems about right.

**HAL9000** · 06-07-2002, 05:06 PM

???? Now you lost me... what does that have to do with Janet Reno?

Computer Hobbyist · 06-07-2002, 05:22 PM

Janet Reno is from Florida. Two lost souls, one lately on vacation from Canada and the other just moved home from Washington, meet at a Miami computer swap. They are both lonely. So lonely. Eye meets eye. Transistors melt. Silicon worlds collide and the rest is history.

Actually, I don't get it either.

CH

Mr N8 · 06-07-2002, 05:57 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Suncoast
I've been doing a little research on the possible mother....

c'mon, give the man a little more credit than that. There are not many men (or women) who would stoop that low

WJWheels · 06-07-2002, 07:07 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Mr N8

c'mon, give the man a little more credit than that. There are not many men (or women) who would stoop that low

C'mon.. we're talkin Saskatchewan here.... where men are men and sheep are scared!!!!

Sauron · 06-07-2002, 07:56 PM

Poor Hal...hes blowing up! I am glad I am close to 2000 miles away from him (yeah its off...but its kool just the same!)

TimPoet · 06-07-2002, 08:31 PM

The thread was funnier when it started than how it is right now.
I especially liked Hal's graphic. Remember what he did to the crew of Discover.

06-06-2002, 03:14 PM	#2
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HAL9000 Red-eyed Moderator Staff Premium Member Join Date: Dec 1999 Location: Regina, Saskatchewan, Canada Posts: 17,525	LOL Good one Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter __________________ -At Ford, quality is job #1, job #2 is making them explode. ~Norm MacDonald, SNL News -Switching to Glide..Balancing in my head..inside of me... taking the glide path instead.

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Computer Hobbyist Member (11 bit) Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Blue Springs, MO Posts: 1,766	Thanks. You brightened my otherwise miserable day. CH Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter

06-06-2002, 03:21 PM	#5
doctorgonzo Professional gadfly Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Minneapolis, MN Posts: 6,364	HAL, I didn't know you had a newborn! Just look at the cute little thing. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter

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Kassia Member (10 bit) Join Date: May 2001 Location: Canada Posts: 526	Awwww.....I want one!! Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter

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06-06-2002, 05:38 PM	#8
Cricket Shiro Usagi Premium Member Join Date: Sep 1999 Location: Kaneohe, Hawaii Posts: 34,002	And he/she/it has your "eye". Cricket Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter

06-06-2002, 06:13 PM	#9
HAL9000 Red-eyed Moderator Staff Premium Member Join Date: Dec 1999 Location: Regina, Saskatchewan, Canada Posts: 17,525	Careful... don't say he/she/it too fast, you could get a warning for bad language Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter

06-06-2002, 06:34 PM	#10
Computer Hobbyist Member (11 bit) Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Blue Springs, MO Posts: 1,766	Hal's love this baby ever since he laid eye on it. CH Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter

06-06-2002, 08:57 PM	#12
dldz Member (10 bit) Join Date: May 1999 Location: Pacific Northwest Posts: 830	OH BROTHER ? Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter

06-07-2002, 05:54 AM	#14
TimPoet digitally confused Premium Member Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Las Vegas Posts: 2,301	We are too hilarious.... Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter

06-07-2002, 06:13 AM	#15
Colonel Sanders Resident AMD enthusiast Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Kansas Posts: 1,445	So er, whos the mother? Logan Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter __________________ Main: Gigabyte GA-770T USB3 - Phenom II 840 - 4GB DDR3 - Radeon 5750 1GB HTPC: MSI K9N6PGM2-V2 - Athlon II 250 - 4GB DDR2 - Radeon 5670 512MB HTPC: Zotac GeForce 6100E-E - Athlon X2 5800+ - 4GB DDR2 "Play a Windows CD backwards and you'll hear satanic voices, thats nothing, play it forwards and it installs Windows."

06-07-2002, 11:13 AM	#17
HAL9000 Red-eyed Moderator Staff Premium Member Join Date: Dec 1999 Location: Regina, Saskatchewan, Canada Posts: 17,525	OK, that's a bastard child and it ain't mine.... almost 9000 posts, I can feel the meltdown beginning.... time to prepare killing list.... lets start with........ mairving LOL Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter

06-07-2002, 11:49 AM	#18
Kassia Member (10 bit) Join Date: May 2001 Location: Canada Posts: 526	ROFL!!! That's great, mairving! Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter

06-07-2002, 11:59 AM	#19
HAL9000 Red-eyed Moderator Staff Premium Member Join Date: Dec 1999 Location: Regina, Saskatchewan, Canada Posts: 17,525	Meltdown iminent... DIE EVERYBODY DIE HA HA HA HA!!!!!! Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter

06-07-2002, 12:07 PM	#21
HAL9000 Red-eyed Moderator Staff Premium Member Join Date: Dec 1999 Location: Regina, Saskatchewan, Canada Posts: 17,525	LOL.... I'm feeling much better now.... really..... I am Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter

06-07-2002, 01:58 PM	#23
HAL9000 Red-eyed Moderator Staff Premium Member Join Date: Dec 1999 Location: Regina, Saskatchewan, Canada Posts: 17,525	Now that is just so wrong and un-called for. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter

06-07-2002, 04:21 PM	#24
Suncoast Member (6 bit) Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: Florida Posts: 51	Sorry! Just thinking of possibilities. There's lots of Canuck snowbirds down here in the swamp every winter. The timing seems about right. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter

06-07-2002, 05:06 PM	#25
HAL9000 Red-eyed Moderator Staff Premium Member Join Date: Dec 1999 Location: Regina, Saskatchewan, Canada Posts: 17,525	???? Now you lost me... what does that have to do with Janet Reno? Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter

06-07-2002, 05:22 PM	#26
Computer Hobbyist Member (11 bit) Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Blue Springs, MO Posts: 1,766	Janet Reno is from Florida. Two lost souls, one lately on vacation from Canada and the other just moved home from Washington, meet at a Miami computer swap. They are both lonely. So lonely. Eye meets eye. Transistors melt. Silicon worlds collide and the rest is history. Actually, I don't get it either. CH Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter Last edited by Computer Hobbyist; 06-07-2002 at 05:38 PM.

06-07-2002, 07:56 PM	#29
Sauron Member (10 bit) Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: West Virginia, USA Posts: 695	Poor Hal...hes blowing up! I am glad I am close to 2000 miles away from him (yeah its off...but its kool just the same!) Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter

06-07-2002, 08:31 PM	#30
TimPoet digitally confused Premium Member Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Las Vegas Posts: 2,301	The thread was funnier when it started than how it is right now. I especially liked Hal's graphic. Remember what he did to the crew of Discover. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter

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