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03-05-2004, 02:41 AM
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Mondsreitersmann
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Famous last words
-C’mon! What electroshock can I get if I mess with the innards of this monitor? It’s already unplugged from the power outlet.
-Let’s see what happens if I hot swap this video card. -I am gonna prove wrong those people who say that AMDs run hot by running mine with no HSF for 10 minutes!! -What’s that smell? -Aaaaarrrrrggggghhhhhh!!!! -No need to unplug the machine, this CMOS clearing will just take a second. -I don’t see why something as inane as a floppy would cause a disaster, so I’m gonna plug the power cable to the floppy with the puter still running. -There won't be any prob, trust me... -What the h…!!?? -Look Ma! No firewall! -Wonder what this mysterious attachment that came from an unknown mail address can be. Let’s open it. -What is happening???? -Uh-oh. -Antivirus are for paranoids. -Power surges and UPS are for whimpers. -What's that noise? -I DO KNOW what I am doing!! -I’m gonna flame the staff. Don’t think the forum admin will care.
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Darum still, füg' ich mich, wie Gott es will. Nun, so will ich wacker streiten, und sollt' ich den Tod erleiden, stirbt ein braver Reitersmann. Last edited by Nuclear Krusader; 03-05-2004 at 02:54 AM. |
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03-05-2004, 02:51 AM
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-What did you do now?!?
-Oh, maybe I shouldn't have done that. -Sit down, shut up, and hold on! |
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03-05-2004, 03:11 AM
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HOT ROD
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-Just make that *points finger towards the monitor* go away!
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Fast enough 2 get by.....old enough 2 know what not 2 try -You know it was me 
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03-05-2004, 04:00 AM
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I am pretty sure that will hold!!!
Looks good to me. There is no such thing as stored energy it`s all in your mind. I`m sure if you just turn that thing the other way it will work just fine. I`m sure i turned the power off............ Naw, it`s not that sharp. Okay go ahead and poke em` with that stick , I`m sure it`s dead!!!!! I didn`t know them things could run that fast . You just hold that right there while i tighten this thing up here and we will be all set to go!!! This`ll be fun....REALLY!!!! |
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03-05-2004, 07:59 AM
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Location: Cedar Rapids, IA
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- "I do"
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03-05-2004, 08:00 AM
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They arent original, perhaps you've heard of it
- I know a poisonous snake when I see one... - And if you combine an acid and a base just right, it'll be safe enough for drinking! Watch this.. - Nice doggie! |
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03-05-2004, 08:34 AM
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-I'll have that ready for you by lunch time.
-No honey the kids and I will be fine while your gone. -Maybe if I mix Dishwasher Detergant with Liquid dish soap the dishes will get cleaner -Wife- Honey the computer is acting wierd again. -Its fine to mix amonia and bleach it will clear out the pipes -Let Hang dry -Hmmm whats this button do -You go this way I'll go that way we'll meet in the center
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03-05-2004, 08:40 AM
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Red-eyed Moderator
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Lets see here Nuke...
I HAVE Hotswapped a floppy drive, NIC, sound card.... all work... I have hotswapped a CD-Rom... locked up the system I once had a hard drive that would lock up the BIOS, so I manually entered the into... booted to windows, conntected the drive and retrieved the data. 
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03-05-2004, 09:22 AM
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03-05-2004, 09:29 AM
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- Of course I know what I'm doing!
- What, do you think I'm stupid or something?! - Hey guys, watch this! |
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03-05-2004, 10:02 AM
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The one I use all the time...
-I wonder what will happen if..... |
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03-05-2004, 10:06 AM
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- I wonder what this red button does....
- Thin ice? Pfft, yeah right! - I'm gonna cool down the boat motor of the computer by pouring water down the spinning fan at the back |
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03-05-2004, 10:07 AM
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Professional gadfly
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- I ALWAYS do it this way, and nothing bad EVER happens....
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03-05-2004, 07:36 PM
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Mondsreitersmann
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03-05-2004, 10:35 PM
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-I'm telling you, saliva is non-conductive. Just watch!
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03-05-2004, 11:00 PM
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Re: Famous last words
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thats the most dangerous IMO
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03-07-2004, 11:12 AM
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It's a piece of cake...
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03-07-2004, 11:13 AM
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Not to worry!
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03-07-2004, 11:15 AM
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(from work) We can do anything, miracles just take a little longer and cost more!
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03-07-2004, 01:45 PM
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"I drank What ?!!?"
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03-07-2004, 03:55 PM
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"Thomas Jefferson still survives." - John Adams (Please note that Thomas Jefferson died earlier on the same day.)
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03-07-2004, 05:50 PM
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digitally confused
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My last words were: "Oh *@#!#!, I forgot to turn the power off-"
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03-07-2004, 06:08 PM
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I remember that! Good thing your roomie's computer was working........
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03-07-2004, 06:19 PM
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-I'm not an idiot, you know.
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03-07-2004, 06:24 PM
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I am sure that the handbook said to cut the RED wire!
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03-07-2004, 07:43 PM
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Hey Mo, Watch this!
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03-07-2004, 11:22 PM
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03-08-2004, 09:42 AM
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03-08-2004, 11:04 AM
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"Go away. I'm all right." H.G. Wells
"i see that you have made three spelling mistakes." Favras, Thomas de Mahay The Marquis de Favras was caught by the radicals of the French Revolution. After a two month trial, he was handed his official death sentence by the court clerk as he was led to the scaffold. Quote:
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03-08-2004, 03:46 PM
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How about:
I think I can overclock it a bit more... I'm pretty sure this drive is self-grounding... Don't worry, these chips all run at the same voltage... |
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