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04-19-2003, 02:35 AM
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France Joke
Don't know if it's been asked yet or not, but here's another France joke:
Q: How many French troops does it take to defend Paris? A: No one knows, it's never been done before! 
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04-19-2003, 11:35 PM
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HA HA HA lol lol lol thats a good one
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04-20-2003, 08:52 AM
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Q: What's the French word for conflict resolution?
A: Surrender |
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04-29-2003, 08:32 AM
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whats the difference between a frenchman and a piece of toast?
u can make soildiers out of toast!!! |
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04-29-2003, 09:03 PM
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~~~
"I would rather have a German division in front of me than a French one behind me." ---General George S. Patton ~~~ "Going to war without France is like going deer hunting without your accordion." ---Norman Schwartzkopf ~~~ "As far as I'm concerned, war always means failure" ---Jacques Chirac, President of France "As far as France is concerned, you're right." ---Rush Limbaugh ~~~ "The only time France wants us to go to war is when the German Army is sitting in Paris sipping coffee." ---Regis Philbin ~~~ "I don't know why people are surprised that France won't help us get Saddam out of Iraq. After all, France wouldn't help us get the Germans out of France!" ---Jay Leno ~~~ War without France would be like... ...World War II ~~~ What do you call 100,000 Frenchmen with their hands up? The Army. ~~~ Q: Why are all the boulevards in France lined with trees? A: Because the Germans LOVE to march in the shade. ~~~ "We can count on the French to be there when they need us." ~~~ "The last time the French asked for 'more proof' it came marching into Paris under a German flag." ---David Letterman |
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04-30-2003, 05:00 AM
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true
within an hour of the latest gulf conflict starting France surrendered and Italy changed sides 3 times.
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05-06-2003, 07:20 PM
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You're all sheep
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05-06-2003, 08:27 PM
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Chic?
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05-07-2003, 01:22 AM
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france should change its flag to pure white; when the US went to war, we waved the flag; when france goes to war, they do the same thing with their new flag!!!
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05-07-2003, 07:43 PM
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Do you even know where the "France is a loser" stereotype came from?
It originated before WW1 when French troops abandoned their king in a battle with Prussia and its allies. It was popularized further by France's fate in the World Wars. Keep in mind though, that France once ruled almost all of Europe. PS: Being anti-war may be seen as cowardly by rednecked idiots like Bush, but I implore you to think about it. (If you have the capacity) |
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