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Old 05-11-2001, 02:14 PM   #61
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Who knows. The season is still young yet.

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Answer: No one is worth more than one million dollars in MLB

Question: First Hal askes for pictures of library hotties...now admits to constantly looking at other college girls. Does Hal have a fetish? How long has it been since Hal got some? How much would Hal pay for a pic of my library hottie?
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No need for HAL to pay... HAL gets plenty.... I just luv to watch... hmmm... maybe it is a fetish.


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Airbus

What's your favourite airplane ?
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Boeing is quite good ,too


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+11.5.2001 (in case it was today - because in the future I might want anohter epitaph)
One of the biggest Airbus fans rests in peace here.
[+ Airbus drawing]

I'm away both saturday and sunday, and have only little time to visit the forums. How do you think I'll feel that I'll miss soooo many posts ?

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What should I serve my daughter for supper tonight?
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A: Porterhouse Steak with a baked Potato and some white rice.

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A. Bart Starr.

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As much wood as a woodchuck would.

Was Survivor 2 a work (set-up) or a shoot (real)?

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Answer: I don't think anyone really cares.

Question: How much fun did Dok have tonight?
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If Dok passed his final: So much fun he's having trouble finding the keys on the keyboard.

If Dok failed his final: Wayyy too much fun from skinning the prof and running naked trough campus singing-- "I get knocked down, but I get up again...."

If Dok passed his final and hooked up with the little hottie from the Library: What THE #ell are you doing at your computer man.....and did you take pictures?

If Dok missed the opportunity with the hottie: If doesn't matter how he did on the final, If ya smell what the Dok is cookin'.

Question: Will Sony take over the world with thier MemoryStick technology?

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I don't know... what was the question?

Did Dok ace his final?
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Nah, prolly didn't ace it, but just from conversation I can tell that he at least goes to class which is B+ material minimum.

My car has got a nasty sputter to it lately when in first gear or at idle with the transmission in gear (i.e. at a red light). '91 Eclipse Turbo, automatic, 100k miles, new plugs and fuel filter have been the only recent upkeep besides oil changes. When in neutral or park, the sputter goes away instantly. What could be the problem?

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Yes.

So much for free automotive advice :\.

Who will be the first to hold the prediction to be true and register the username "Favre" to post the 1000th message to this thread?

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Xayd have your injectors cleaned and clean the throttle bore carbon builds up around the butterfly valve restricting air flow.

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1-8-4-3-6-5-7-2... #1 is right front


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If two wrongs don't make a right, what does a wrong and a right equal?
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Nothing. In political terms, a "moderate" is the same thing. Some might say wise, but a wise person might call it gutless .

This one has always gotten me. Why do people who sleep less than the average person (5 hours or less per day) seem to always be up to something, whereas those of us who sleep 7 to 9 hours a day are always less energetic?

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A: An object at rest tends to stay at rest.

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Because adults regret not following through on that question themselves.

Why is the Mozilla .9 browser more stable, compliant and faster than NS 6.01?

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Answer: Because AOL now owns Netscape and Steven Case is the devil.

Question: How did AMD sneak up on Intel? They used to have processors that really blew compared to Intel, and now they are right on par in terms of the desktop performance market

Info: It was just dinner @ Red Lobster with the hottie...nothing major boys. I got called a sweet guy while she had a sweet smile on her face. It's been a while since I've been that kind of thing. I gotta say, the Pan seared Walleye with Lemon Butter sauce @ Red Lobster ROCKS!

It was a Final in one of my Major Requirements, Software Design in Object Orientated Languages. I went into the test with a total weighted score of 28.9/30 in the class (VERY High A) and I knew the answers to everything on the final and the Prof thinks I'm the next C-S Poster Child, so I'm pretty sure that puppy was an ace. University only gives students two hours per final..this one took me from 7:45-8:35...no sweat.
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Intel was and still is complacent. Intel has always had processors that beat AMD, but never assumed the consumer market would want them. Look and the Zeon processor -- for all intend and purposes, it's Intel's Athlon before the Athlon came out. But how many consumers know it even exists? Not to mention price -- AMD is beating Intel at a game Intel has never had to win.

Everyone claims the P4 is AMD's downfall with the price of the P4 and mobo comparable to a T-Bird and DDR mobo. But those same apologists forget the Rambus MUST be purchased in pairs and is three times as expensive and DDR which needs only one DIMM to operate perfectly. Not to mention Rambus throughput is a 32bit word (16 bit on each chip) while DDR runs at 64bit. And by the time the P4 has DDR support, AMD will have thier P4 beater in consumers hands. Do I need to go on?

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Answer: Any Pepsi commercials and the latest Energizer one is pretty good too.

Question: What's the most expensive computer part you have ever bought?

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Answer: $129 for an Abit KT7A mobo a month or so back.

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