Dr. Suess goes to Fla.

[troysvihl]

Dr. Seuss Goes To Florida
> >> Can we count them with our nose?
> >> Can we count them with our toes?
> >> Should we count them with a band?
> >> Should we count them all by hand?
> >> If I do not like the count,
> >> I will simply throw them out!
> >>
> >> I will not let this vote count stand
> >> I do not like them, AL GORE I am!
> >>
> >> Can we change these numbers here?
> >> Can we change them, calm my fears?
> >> What do you mean, Dubya has won?
> >> This is not fair, this is not fun
> >> Lets count them upside down this time
> >> Lets count until the state is mine!
> >>
> >> I will not let this VOTE count stand!
> >> I do not like it, AL GORE I am!
> >>
> >> I'm really ticked, I'm in a snit!
> >> You have not heard the last of it!
> >> I'll count the ballots one by one
> >> And hold each one up to the sun!
> >> I'll count, recount, and count some more!
> >> You'll grow to hate this little chore
> >>
> >> But I will not, cannot let this vote count stand!
> >> I do not like it, Al Gore I am!
> >>
> >> I won't leave office, I'm stayin' here!
> >> I've glued my desk chair to my rear!
> >> Tipper, Hillary, and Bubba too,
> >> all telling me that I should sue!
> >> We find the Electoral College vile!
> >> RECOUNT the votes until I smile!
> >>
> >> We do not want this vote to stand!
> >> We do not like it, AL GORE I am!
> >>
> >> How shall we count this ballot box?
> >> Let's count it standing in our socks!
> >> Shall we count this one in a tree?
> >> And who shall count it, you or me?
> >> We cannot, cannot count enough!
> >> We must not stop, we must be tough!
> >>
> >> I do not want this vote to stand!
> >> I do not like it AL GORE I am!
> >>
> >> I've counted till my fingers bleed!
> >> And still can't fulfill my counting need!
> >> I'll count the tiles on the floor!
> >> I'll count, and count, and count some more!
> >> And I will not say that I am done!
> >> Until the counting says I've won!
> >>
> >> I will not let this vote count stand!
> >> I do not like it, AL GORE I am!
> >>
> >> What's that? What? What are you trying to say?
> >> You think the current count should stay?
> >> You do not like my counting scheme?
> >> It makes you tense, gives you bad dreams?
> >> Foolish people, you're wrong you'll see!
> >> You're only care should be for me!
> >>
> >> I WILL NOT LET THIS VOTE COUNT STAND!
> >>
> >> DO NOT LIKE IT. AND AL GORE I AM!

[bob]

I would love to hear Jessy Jackson recite that one.